Titles Ruin Everything by Aubrey Graham

Titles Ruin Everything

7.9/105 min read

7/3/23

  • A Stream of Consciousness

  • - I am the soundtrack for lives that go on without me

  • - Life isn’t fair but karma helps

  • - Some days I got it all figured out but most days I never learn

  • - Charged it to the game and paid the bill

  • - Something (other than me) has got to give

  • - I can’t read the signs hun I left my glasses at home

  • - Canadian money does not fold

  • - Too soon or too late? Either way…

  • - You can bring all your baggage home to me

  • - Why me? Why now? Help me figure you out

  • - Dead serious till I die

  • - Y’all more liquid than solid

  • - You love to get pretty for people who don’t know the truth about you

  • - How many acres goes it take to prove a point?

  • - State of the art everything…in every state

  • - What’s mine is mine not yours (heart included)

  • - Already got a career I can’t convince you that I love you for a living

  • - My helping hand getting numb & my visions going blurry from looking out for everyone

  • - She suffers from main character syndrome if you ask me. I told her I’m going crazy, she said without me?

  • - First of all, I don't have time to go around telling every loser I come across “I'm sorry for your loss”

  • - Please, don't try me I'm not that far down my spiritual journey

  • - Imagine me shifting my focus from world domination to you

  • - Your taste in men isn't exactly Michelin star

  • - Saved you in my phone as never again just so I don't forget

  • - My talents include a pen. Your talents include a bed... We're both skilled nonetheless

  • - Tell me something I don't know (like your motives)

  • - Better without you and you know it that's why you can't bring yourself to ask me how I'm doing

  • - Said you're one in a million, not one in sever point eight billion, relax

  • - Swimming in regret is not cardio

  • - Hearts break as much as they beat a lesson I know too well, but hate to teach

  • - I can read you like I wrote you

  • - Rather us than love

  • - Beautiful weddings not so great marriages

  • - I want a match made in heaven not a match made in Weston

  • - “Numbers don't matter”—someone who isn't doing them

  • - Imagine me tryna front on this free app... fuck i look like? I'm posted up feeling liked in real life

  • - Their insecurities are the main reason why I increase my security

  • - There's more to life than bottling up emotions, bottle service, and smoking

  • - You were in my dream last night They call hat a nightmare, right?

  • - We all came up broke but I'm the only one who used my tools to fix it

  • - Being someone they fear & can never get near is Hot100 music to my ears

  • - Please go mind the business that pays you minimum wage

  • - Everest is probably easier to get over than you

  • - Nonetheless, I wish you the (second) best

  • - Irony: It cost a lot of $ to feel free

  • - The stuff you be saying on those apps says a lot If I didn't know how to keep my comments to myself I'd be commenting stfu

  • - Those guys are so burnt out We can smell it from here

  • - “I wouldn't do that if I were you” — someone who could never be me let alone do what I do

  • - 7 months later you're asking me what's up? Oh, not much — just been keeping my “I told you so” tucked

  • - My therapist told me I need to stop listening to what people tell me but if I take her advice wouldn't I be listening to what people tell me?

  • - partner up > settle down

  • - Known to block anyone and anything that isn't a blessing

  • - Say you found the right relationship but that man got you going 50/50 You're either really bad at math or really silly

  • - Free all the homies dealing with max sentences & free all the women dealing with bare minimum

  • - now you with somebody you told me was nobody...

  • - It's always some unemployed ho tryna work my nerves

  • - Our miscommunication is uncanny. Countries go to war over misunderstandings — you should be happy I go to Miami

  • - Assassinated my character & got off with no time served For what it's worth, I've dealt with badder who've done me worse

  • - If jumping to conclusions was an Olympic sport you wouldn't have just won my heart, you would have won gold

  • - Having trouble figuring out if you're a devil missing a horn or a unicorn

  • - I'm a terrible texter, but a great writer Hate confrontation, but a great fighter

  • - They rarely give credit, but I don't get mad I'd rather the cash

  • - You're not thuggin you're kidding... one sided beef is not beef... it's chicken

  • - I hate when you always ask me what I'm doing more than you hate that the answer is always working

  • - No one is gaslighting you You're just so toxic that you're flammable

  • - I believe in God just as much as he believes in what we got going on

  • - In what life does their opinion on my life have anything to do with my life?

  • - Ain't no way that out of all the places you could play you chose in my face

  • - Apple added edit text so you can re sent what you really meant... Is that resentment?

  • - Maybe tonight, you can take a break from scrolling through peoples lives and step outside

  • - What will you say in your speech when you go up and accept the award for pretending to be everything I need?

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